Laughing statuses about winter and snow. Statuses about winter for a good mood
We offer statuses about winter and snow that are beautiful, meaningful, short, funny and very different.
With the arrival of winter, it's time to change your status in social network to more relevant.
As the old song says: “Summer is a little life...”
And winter in many regions is a big life, no matter how sad it may be. And she needs her own, separate status.
A strange time of year has come... In the morning it is night, in the evening it is night. And during the day I... work!
Morning is the most disgusting time of the day. I hate him. Especially in winter. I don’t know where old man Pushkin got these rays of the sun, the refreshing frost and the singing of winter birds. It is possible that he started drinking in the morning...
“Hurray! Winter!” knees and teeth chattered joyfully...
In Surgut, in forty-degree frost, a boy, using a water pistol, inflicted 20 stab wounds on a gopnik who accosted him.
In Siberia they play dress-up cards.
Phone sex in Siberia: I slowly take off my felt boots...
Russian winter is when even thermometers ask to come into the house.
The time has come when girls don’t have thongs sticking out of their jeans, but warm black tights.
It's so cold here that the goosebumps on women's legs are tearing their tights.
One day, in the cold winter season, I left the house... And immediately came in!
A session for a student is like the first snow for utility workers - it seems like there is a forecast with dates, but still “The city’s utility services were not ready...”
Let's have your December already. November, of course, didn’t work out.
And the beginning of winter makes me terribly angry! Everyone was waiting for it to get colder. But no! The price has gone up again!
You have jeeps, yachts, airplanes... And in our village the authority is the one whose water is not frozen.
Winter... The birds have flown away...
In winter, all the birds fly south, and the hares change their fur coats... Dear, am I a bunny or a bird?
According to statistics, 30% of women love winter very much, the remaining 70% do not like it very much. The next question showed that 30% simply have a fur coat, while the rest do not.
Tomorrow I won’t go outside, it’s already slippery there, and here I am with my stunningness.
Winter fitness! By the time I got to the store... 5 longitudinal splits... 10 transverse... Side bends... Squats... Steeplechase... Oh, my body is invigorated!
It got colder yesterday. My nose is stuffy. It's getting colder again today. Ears blocked. What the hell is this, is my head being insulated?!
Briefly about the weather. Yesterday I washed a T-shirt. Today it broke!
The polar bear is invisible in the snow. Until he gets scared.
I would like something different in January. Snow, damn it, for example...
That's it, I looked at the snow, you can remove it.
Everyone who whined and snotted: “I want snow, where is the snow,” listen here - so that they devour it completely before the morning!
Nothing, nothing. Winter is coming and then hardly anyone will understand whether I’m drunk or slippery.
On slippery stairs in winter cultured people decreases sharply.
One day I decided to remember my childhood. He fell face first into a snowdrift. Who knew there was a shop there?
Russian children are harsh. They are waiting for the temperature to be minus 40, when school is canceled and they can go for a walk outside...
About the weather. It was the first time I saw people applauding when a minibus arrived.
Judging by the weather, the scarecrow of Maslenitsa survived and began to take revenge.
If winter jokes until April, I want summer to take revenge until December!
From the balcony window, in woolen socks, with a tangerine in hand, winter seems beautiful.
She ran to the minibus, dashed the last five meters on her butt, stood up gracefully, and went into the salon. The man was pleased: “Let me shake off your sled?”
Statuses about winter and love:
Winter......the cold permeates every cell of my body...and at such moments...I remember you.
On a dating site: For the winter I want to find a woman who knows how to shovel snow well and push a car out of the snowdrifts. Write to me, the only one!
Men! Winter is the only opportunity to mold yourself a woman to your liking! Don't miss the opportunity!
She quietly took my hand. “He loves me,” I thought. “Ice,” she thought.
Snow is tangled in my eyelashes... I am walking along a frozen street... Somewhere there is also a person walking. My beloved... He's in a hurry, worried...
It’s scary when there are such flakes, and you have no one to throw into the snow, throw snowballs at them, and then give them hot tea...
I just want to stand near the window, look at the falling snow... And for you to just come up and hug me tenderly...
How beautiful the snow was falling that evening. What a pity that you are not with me this evening. And this evening people walk back and forth. And my eyes are looking for you among them...
Look for your loved ones - the winter is too cold...
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I don’t want winter, I just want to look at the snow, take a walk in a down jacket and that’s it, I can put it away)
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Snow doesn't fall - it soars, rises higher and higher and shines, it shines and sings so beautifully, it's a pity no one hears...
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The snow came treacherously from the west, without declaring winter...
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Winter has finally arrived in our Bermuda!!!
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Well, who wanted winter and a little snow?))))))
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White houses, snowy roofs, white lace trees in the distance. Once again I’m leaving for Moscow weekdays, on my own... in the crowd of bustle...
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You are laconic, winter, not prolific, the snow bins are sad and the throne is cold.
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March. Winter still doesn’t go away, spring freezes in the hut... Shelter her for a while... Settle her in your soul!!!
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The harshest month of winter is March.
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What does winter do to us? Even flying snow looks like dandelions...
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Snow fell - And everything was forgotten, What the soul was full of!
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Although they say that our internal reality is primary, and our external reality is secondary, the street became light from the snow and... my soul became lighter.
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Rumor has it that the Snowman is the illegitimate son of Santa Claus.
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Go away Winter, go away! And take your snow. Tired of cleaning in the morning, your cold weather has gotten to you.
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Winter has one big disadvantage. Minus thirty.
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Winter was solemnly burned. But she turned out to be a Phoenix, shook off the ashes and frothed with frost)))
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I am the colored winter that shines with lights, that draws patterns on the glass of houses.
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The wet snow forms again and the bitch immediately melts. He really bothers me thinking about spring.
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The winter season has opened. I realized that writing poems about fluffy snow is much more pleasant than clearing paths in a snowstorm...
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Winter can be frosty and snowy. blizzard... and now also March :))
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It’s winter-winter outside, there’s a fabulous moon in the sky. A candle is burning, it’s dark around, and we are celebrating Christmas.
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The whole world is tired... of black paint. He wants to be caressed by fluffy snow... He wants winter love, a snowy fairy tale. Wrap yourself up tenderly and... believe in happiness.
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Winter is coming... We'll freeze if we don't break the wood...
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Damn, there's snow again (((admit it, who extinguished the effigy of winter on Maslenitsa?
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In winter there is knee-deep snow, in spring knee-deep mud, in summer knee-deep dust, in autumn knee-deep foliage. There's something wrong with these knees! I'm learning to fly!
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It will snow tomorrow!!! I learned!!!
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Snow... Snow... Snow swirls in a slow waltz... And we speed up the run in pursuit of illusory happiness...
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I look at the white snowflakes and remember winter...
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“...Winter, 7 am, I’m leaving the parking lot: red lipstick, stockings, heels and carrying a huge shovel. I wonder what passers-by thought?
... Passers-by thought “fuck-dig!”
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Winter is when you walk down the street and snowflakes come kissing you! I COME HOME... ALL KISSED!!!
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Cheer yourself up on a dull, gray winter Friday - write a vacation application with colorful markers!
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Spring has quieted down in anticipation... Winter, hey, come on, goodbye!))
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FAREWELL WINTER! I trampled the inscription in the snow in large letters.
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You'll feel bloated here from pancakes while you spend this Winter...
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I liked your snowy winter... oh, how you are in winter... - Tender?
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How thin is the line between “Hurray, it’s snowing!” and “Kick it, it snowed.”
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Snow is falling in the sky, whirling, in the rhythm of a wonderful waltz, as if it invites everyone to a whirlwind of a snow-white dance!
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Last year there was very little snow. This winter, apparently, decided to correct the omission and produce snow in two years at once.
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It seems to me that last year’s snow will remain until next winter.
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Winter. She came... she came and started winding and throwing. Having scattered, it began to spin.
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The sun on a winter day reminds us that spring is NOT around the corner!!!
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I so want another chord of winter, snowy dreams, a cycle of miracles...
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Frost and sun - a wonderful day, winter - a charming beauty, all this is great, I won’t hide it, if it weren’t for that - in the Spring)))
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I already want winter, to walk through white snow, listen to my favorite music and see all this New Year’s fuss.
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The snow is falling quietly... weightlessly - fluffy and white, winter has come suddenly and boldly!
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And again the blizzard is blowing, and again, the snow is swirling... Apparently, Mother Winter is coming back...
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They say winter is the time of year when there is a lull in love. It’s worth considering that only in severe frosts do the northern lights appear...
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Winter is in full swing - there is snow...
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I'm tired of winter! I want dry asphalt, warm sun, a short skirt, stiletto heels and birdsong!
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In the depths of winter, I find an untamed summer within me.
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This year in March, even Siberian cats did not start serenading. Apparently they were afraid of freezing their eggs.
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This is a stubborn winter! They were already making pancakes, and she still stood in the doorway and grinned. He's probably asking for a ride.
Statuses about winter and snow
People are divided into two types: lovers of the hot season and admirers of beautiful ones. For those who are cheered up by crunchy snow underfoot, sparks of snowflakes and festive lights in the windows - statuses about winter. they will not leave anyone indifferent.
Beautiful statuses about winter
- "Romantics go crazy in winter."
- "Only in winter can you believe in a fairy tale and
- "Winter, memories and a blanket - what else do you need?"
- "Winter brings us closer together. The stronger the frost, the stronger people hugging."
- “People seem to get kinder in winter.”
- “It is difficult to ever enjoy such silence as on a winter evening.”
- "Winter has the scent of tangerines, cookies and love."
- “I want to go on a ride like when I was a child, wrapped in a coat, scarf and blanket so that only my eyes are visible. wooden sled, hold a bag of sweets in your hands and guard the Christmas tree tied to the side.”
- "People tend to winter evenings think about the eternal."
- “It’s amazing what peace falling snow gives to the soul.”
- "Winter is not only a season. It's a mood."
- "In winter, the street turns into a carnival. You can't see the faces, but you can feel the festive atmosphere."
Statuses about winter are more beautiful the more tenderness this time evokes in a person’s heart. People really become warmer with the arrival of frost.
Original sayings about winter and snow
All statuses about winter are similar. They are similar in their life-affirming motives, kindness and beauty.
- "Winter is white for a reason. It's Blank sheet life."
- “All sounds sooner or later begin to irritate. Except for the crunch of snow in the cold.”
- “If you look at the sky in the snow, you can die of happiness.”
- “The window of a minibus on a frosty day turns into a rock painting, where everyone wants to leave their mark.”
- “When else to make wishes, if not on a winter evening burning with lights?”
- “I would like to thank those people who decorate the windows with garlands and turn them on in the evenings. You good people, you share joy."
Funny statuses about winter
- "Did you have a good three winter months? Get the fourth one for free!"
- “There are exactly “horror, polka dots not bought, dress not finished, cards not signed” days left until the New Year.”
- "Yesterday the guys and I wanted to jump into a snowdrift. The owner of the snowdrift billed us for broken side mirrors."
- “You don’t need any fitness when you’re wearing a down jacket through snowdrifts and doing cross-splits on ice.”
- “Girls, take advantage of the moment. When else will men fall at your feet, if not in this icy conditions?”
- "Winter is especially beautiful in March."
- “Real winter is when the thermometer asks to go from the street into the house.”
- “But once upon a time people were happy about snow in December, not surprised.”
- "British scientists have found that children whose fathers tie a scarf can hold their breath for up to 3 hours."
- “Every warm winter, somewhere in the closet there are sad underpants.”
- "According to statistics, with the beginning of winter, more couples in love appear. Ice is no joke! We must stick together."
- “In the snow, no one is embarrassed by people who walk backwards.”
- “Nothing strengthens a family more than: “No, roll this ball more, where did you put it, where did you put the carrot?”
- You know you’ve matured when a fashionable jacket is replaced by a warm one.”
Statuses about winter are never soulless - they always emanate the warmth with which a person treats this time of year.
Statuses about Winter and Love
As bright, sharp and cold as a small shard of ice.
They can hurt, or they can give you a good mood, it all depends on what you expect from this Winter. If you are looking for vanilla statuses about Winter,
I want that when you left me, there were tears on your cheeks, and there were 20 on the street, and that the scars from our Love remained on your cheeks.
If I were all-powerful, my wish would be to kiss you in the middle of the street, on the frostiest day, and for our lips to be “frozen” forever, and for both of us to know that if we try to separate them, it will hurt both of us very much!
In winter, along with the flakes of falling snow, the last hope of meeting Love falls away - well, who needs me in this terrible hat and mittens!
Let's have a frostier winter, I still don't want to go outside, but it's a joy hot tea and cookies...
It’s winter, the snow is sparkling, the lights are blinking, the trees are covered in snow, it’s beautiful, but it’s impossible to fall in love...
Cool statuses about Winter:
Alcohol in winter is not only an anesthesia and an antidepressant, but also a heater!
You can't get to your boobs in winter!
In winter, Mondays are somehow useless - I absolutely don’t want to start a new life!
Winter - I change the fan I bought in the summer for a heater, maybe for warm socks...
January, stop thinking that you are March...
Winter is the time to change not only tires, but also something in your personal life...
Winter and Love are incompatible - try crying at minus 15!
When you receive a receipt from housing and communal services, you involuntarily wonder how much Kolashnikov assault rifles are there these days.
Funny statuses about Winter:
I don’t trust penguins... I know you can fly, you cunning creatures!
- My life is a snowfall, and I am a warm snowflake - if you roll with me in the snowdrifts, you will understand why!
The carotid artery is like me in winter, only an artery.
It would be nice to have real chocolate snow!
Winter is the laziest season. I want to watch TV all day, eat something delicious and do absolutely nothing.
The weather today is associated only with terrible cold and dirty shoe tracks!
Winter, not vodka, leads to alcoholism!
Dear, I’m so cold, I value our relationship so much, despite the fact that you cost me so much, because only you can warm me up... my dear Housing Office!
Statuses about Winter and life:
Life without music is like endless Winter!
Life is not about sitting in warmth and comfort and waiting for Winter to pass... but about boldly walking through snowstorms and blizzards, even if at this time you really want to lie under the covers!
Winter statuses are so similar to winter days outside the window and they don’t make you happy...
Statuses about Winter for women:
A woman who goes on a spree in winter does not return to her family until Autumn...
Winter is mulled wine with cloves and cinnamon, a melted snowflake on your hand, a quick run home through dark streets, and the sound of an SMS on your phone, which you open with the hope of Love...
On a clear, frosty morning winter day I will write down our story with a stick in the snow, and then when the warmth comes in the spring, I will float away into a new life along with the melted snow...
Winter, December. Sad smile. Quiet mornings, gray days, and in the evenings tea with chocolate, but the most delicious thing is not chocolate - it’s dessert, but for dessert warm memories of how it all began with us...
In winter, snow covers not only the ground, it hides under its cold blanket all hopes for love until Spring...
Vanilla statuses about Winter:
Yes, it’s cold in winter, but any winter day is ideal for socializing with a warm blanket, the Internet, an interesting book, a TV remote control, and a big cup of something hot and sweet!
Winter, this is not a season - it’s a mood, I silently put on my headphones and quietly close my eyes, don’t ask why, just... in the mood of Winter...
Winter evenings are a time of tender, cold and sad sadness...
In winter it is always easy to think, but difficult to dream, almost impossible, and eternity, having forgotten space and time, loses tension, and something soft and sad pours into the soul...
Winter is an icy fragment of the reality of a world split into parts...
Your words wanted to make me cry, but Winter and cold froze them, like my heart...
It's cold outside, you can't see the sun, everything is so gray, and even the snow is not white, but gray... Why? Maybe because it's December? No, you're just not around...
Winter is a great reason to start over... 24
Winter... The snow thought - it's time to fall! 7
Cold is when you open the refrigerator, and warmth comes out. 11
I don't want winter. I just want to touch the snow, breathe the frosty air, take a walk in winter clothes. And then clean it up. Enough. 10
He fell to his knees in front of me and said: Damn, it's slippery! 12
In our minds, winter is beautiful, white, snowy, with the smell of tangerines and New Year, with bluish sparkling snow. But she is only like that in our imaginations... 22 - Statuses about winter
You dress like a cabbage, you look like a penguin, but you’re still freezing... 12
Winter... Snowflakes are coming to kiss... =* 13
Winter without snot is like a wedding without a bride. 7
A good husband decorates the Christmas tree, and a wonderful husband decorates his wife! 11
In winter, a guy is a must. It's slippery. 9
While there is snow on the streets, sweets are the best medicine. 6
The most long relationship those who met in winter. If he liked you in a thick sweater, an awkward down jacket, a stupid hat and a red nose - that's love! 15
Winter smells like tangerines, vanilla and hot chocolate. 17
Winter fitness - longitudinal twines, transverse, bending from side to side, squats, obstacle course... 10
Survive three months of winter and receive the fourth, fifth and sixth months as a gift! 12
Winter... You can start life with a blank slate. 20
Girls who wear leather jackets, miniskirts and nylon tights in winter drink anti-freeze. 11
Winter... The roads are icy, icy and unsettled. On the streets there is two or three floors of foul language. 13
Last night the thermometer knocked on the window and asked to warm up. 13
In winter, one believes more in miracles, and in the most beautiful fairy tale - about love. 13
An ideal winter is when you walk under the bright sun, through white snow, listen to your favorite music and see all this New Year's fuss. 14
Somehow I felt cold, I was looking for someone with whom and the whole world was not enough. 13
Winter hardens the water falling from the sky and hardens the hearts of people. 17
On a cold winter day, true happiness will knock on your door. And your heart will melt with love. 13
The Chinese came up with the Year of the Dragon and the Dragon Style... The Russians came up with the Breath of the Dragon on January 1st. 10
May each of us have a person on these magical winter days who will warm our hands, heart and soul. 17
When it's winter, you want summer. And when it’s autumn, you don’t want anything at all! 13
Winter is when you come home and put on the kettle before turning on the computer. 16
Winter... Give me wings! I want to go where it’s summer! 10
Men fall at my feet... It's winter and ice. 9
Smile! It will be warmer. 14
Winter is cold for those who do not have warm memories. 10
There are still “damn, nothing bought or done” days left until the New Year. 15
Winter without tangerines is like summer without ice cream. 10
And briefly about the weather - today people applauded the minibus that arrived... 17
I want something unusual this winter. Snow, for example. 11
There is ice and trenches on the street again... People, take care of your cars and butts. 11
The snow fell treacherously, without declaring winter... 13
Jumping in fresh snow improves mood, improves vision, drives away negativity, and adds positivity. 12
