New Russian grandmas New Year's scene. Scenario of the New Year's holiday "New Year with new Russian grandmas
Leading: Two "new Russian" grandmothers came to our holiday with congratulations.
Hello grandmothers, where did you come to us from? And who are you?
grandma1: Right now, we will tell and show everything about ourselves, right Matryona?
Grandmother2: True Flower.
SONG "NEW RUSSIAN ABOK"
(to the tune of "Merry Girls", they sing together)
funny old ladies,
cool girlfriends
friendly faces,
Lights of cheerful eyes.
We walk around the area
Two white crows
We will congratulate anyone, just treat us.
We walk around the area
Two white crows
We congratulate anyone
Just feed us.
grandma1 : (referring to leader)
Yes, and who should be congratulated? Who was born to you. Girl or boy?
Leading: We have a girl!
Grandma sings:
Girls are different
Black, white, red ... (while looking at the granddaughter of the hero of the day)
Leading: Stop! Stop! It's not that girl! Congratulations to her grandmother!
After all, it's her birthday!
Grandmother 1: Ahhh!
grandma2: It is necessary to congratulate in a new, modern way.
(sings in the style of rap with characteristic movements)
You look cool today
Cool just like mine
And what is sitting behind the muzzle,
Perhaps all your relatives?
grandma1: Think!
I can do that, even better. Listen here!
(continues rap)
We came here today
For this anniversary of yours
You are as beautiful as ever
More than many of ours!
Grandmother2: Well, well done, well done! Well you do it with your hands!
grandma1: Liked? Here's something!
Grandmother2: And how do you think, will they pour us a drink today or not?
grandma1: I think that they will pour it, you just need to command.
Grandmother2: Let's fill the glasses, comrades! We fill! Who wants to say a toast?
grandma1: Let's drink to youth and old age, to naivete and wisdom, to stupidity and experience - to two opposite poles, between which is all life!
3. Congratulations from the children.
Leading: Dear friends, before I say something, I will again turn to the men, fill the glasses. Dear guests in Orthodox tradition, family life is understood as the Path to Salvation, the ascent along which is associated with carrying the cross of everyday duties, mutual work, cooperation, understanding and harmony.
Conjugal love extended to children warms them. Children are the greatest joy, the greatest happiness for parents, for the whole family! And so, With the words of congratulations, the eldest daughter NATASHA and her family are addressing you!
Leading: Dear friends, for such sincere words from the lips of my daughter, I propose to raise the glasses and drain them to the very bottom.
Well, now the floor is given to the sons of JURA and WIFE!
Game "Do you know the birthday girl well?"
Leading: Friends, well, first I’ll ask the men to fill their glasses, don’t forget not only to ourselves ... and ask you this question, “DO YOU KNOW THE BIRTHDAY GIRL WELL?” I checked everything with her before the feast, so I won’t be able to deceive. She probably knows you all well, because she gathered her closest and closest friends, well, the question is different ... and so, let me ask questions, and you, in turn, answer them together.
So, in __________, a girl was born, who was named ________________________,. Who knows...
1) - Favorite dish? _________________________________
2) - Favorite color? __________________________________
3) - What is her favorite pastime, hobby?
4) - Does the birthday girl like milk? _______________________________
5) - Does the birthday girl like fruit drink with currant jam? _____________________
6)- What TV program does he like to watch? ____________________________
7) - And the shoes on her today, what color? _______________
8) - And your favorite time of the year? _________________________________
9) - Does the birthday girl like to dance until she drops? _____________________________
10) - Does our birthday girl like to drink? _______________________________
11) - And what kind of strong drinks does the birthday girl like? _________________________
And if, in your opinion, the birthday girl likes to drink, I propose to raise glasses and drink for the birthday girl!
4. Congratulations from sister and brother.
Leading: And while you are drinking, I will tell you what the name Galina means. Translated from Greek: calmness, serenity, silence. The qualities inherent in her name are simplicity, beauty and brightness ... (well, etc., which is characteristic of the name) Independent and hardworking, diplomatic, kind, flirtatious, Galina takes great care of her family, an ideal mother and wife. Notice how much good qualities took on this beautiful name. And now I want to give the opportunity to congratulate the birthday girl to people who have known her since birth, remember the secrets of childhood pranks and funny stories of youth, the floor is given to brother GENNADY and his family, and sister TATYANA and her family!
(Congratulate brother and sister in turn)
SCENES OF DOCTORS (Natasha, Seryozha and ...
3 doctors appear in white coats, with an enema, with a heating pad, a large thermometer drawn on cardboard.
A beautifully designed diploma is read out, and at the same time certain manipulations (measurements) are performed.
For example, ".. ear, throat, nose, liver ..." are applied with a stethoscope to the named places. The thermometer is put under the arm, you can insert a whistle into the enema for laughter, and periodically squeak it.
We, a team of anniversary medical workers - "Polyclinic No. 7", for "___" years have been monitoring the vital activity of the respected ANNIVERSARY!
As a result, we have approved a new standard of life, which received the number "No. ______" from "_____" ________ 20__ during state registration. by "_____" ___________20__ Titled "JUBILEE"
On the basis of which our hero of the day was issued a certificate for examination by a team of medical workers, who later, after the consultation, issued a verdict.
The whole council of doctors,
What came to this holiday,
The hero of the day examined
And, of course, stunned!
Ear, throat, nose, liver,
Heart, kidneys, spleen,
Appreciated and brains
On the subject of melancholy, melancholy.
Taking the meanders of the depth,
And intestine length,
Calculate the metabolism
The width of the holes of all,
The conclusion was made like this:
ANNIVERSARY - then YOUNG!
The cardiogram says: the heart beats flawlessly.
According to a blood test - fit for fiery love,
and like a glass of urine - it does not hit the head.
And the dimensions of all latitudes, all depths and all leg lengths
corresponds to the standards of the world, republican.
Yes, and in the lower floor, when viewed, everything is in order, only smeared heels.
Well, yes, it doesn’t matter - we always ran a lot.
And the language of the hero of the day is not worn out!
Normally, the brain, digestion, pressure is not naughty yet,
and physically can work up to a sweat.
She can go in for sports - we can’t keep up with her!
He warms with a kind word, he can do anything, he can do everything:
wash, wash, cook, plant in the garden,
By the way, come to work regularly!
In general, this instance
Vigorous, healthy, not at all old.
We conclude:
Doesn't need treatment!
Is it just to rest
Maybe move to the sea.
Overflowing lakes,
On the Siberian sands.
Or, of course, on Ivanka,
On the lawn, under the bushes!
So that on the 100th anniversary, it would not be nicer for you!
To stage funny scenes for the New Year, you can invite professional artists or contact your friends and relatives.
It’s not so difficult to play funny scenes with the participation of new Russian grandmothers for the New Year 2020, the main thing is to convey the characteristic style of this popular duet.
The scene for the New Year 2020 with new Russian grandmothers begins with the fact that the artists who appeared at the holiday sing a song to the tune of "Jolly Girls":
funny old ladies,
cool girlfriends,
friendly faces,
Lights of cheerful eyes.
We walk around the area
Two white crows
We congratulate anyone
Just feed us.
flower:
Matryon, and Matryon, where are you dressed up like that?
Matryona:
I don’t want to be a grandmother, but I want to be a Snow Maiden. What am I not good at? (She twists her braid, fluttering her eyelashes.)
flower:
Have you lost your mind, you old purse? You look at yourself in the mirror, I also found a young woman.
Matryona:
But I am young at heart and full of creative plans (performs one of the modern songs). Now I also follow fashion - here, I just bought myself sneakers with luminous laces and a smartphone with rhinestones. So I am now positive, athletic and modern!
flower:
Well, if positive, let's wish everyone a Happy New Year!
Couplets continue the funny scene of new Russian attendants for the New Year.
Hello from new grandmothers,
We wish you many butterflies!
Well, grandmothers are the grandfather of the brave,
Strong, smart, tanned!
To give you flowers
On the hands to wear!
And also to Santa Claus
I brought you gifts!
Moms, grandmothers, kids -
All girls and boys!
For everyone to have money
And they did not swim aground!
So that in difficult times
You could help someone!
All drivers - roads
Without traps and stones
Drivers have a long way to go
To be even more even!
Doctors - so that the sick
Everything is on the mend
And for this in gratitude
They brought you flowers!
At this moment, the New Year's scene with new Russian grandmothers is interrupted by the appearance of Santa Claus.
Father Frost:
Oh, and I'm tired! Barely got to you!
grandmother fit him:
Some familiar face. Yes, it's Santa Claus! What are you tired of?
Father Frost:
I visited many Christmas trees: both in Moscow and at the North Pole, so I came to you.
grandmother:
You need to lie less on the couch, so you will be less tired.
Matryona:
We need to loosen up. Santa Claus, let's dance?
At the end of the scene about Russian grandmothers for the New Year 2020, Santa Claus knocks his staff on the floor and invites everyone to a round dance near the Christmas tree.
I want to wish you with all my heart
Never get tired of life!
Under the tree to return to childhood again,
Joking, laughing, singing and having fun!
Scene for Anniversary or Birthday “Congratulations from New Russian grandmothers”.
(two participants, dressed up in new Russian grandmothers, come out, dancing, and sing a couplet to the tune of ditties):
We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we are not sitting idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!
Matryona (speaking):
A flower, a flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Oh, don't talk, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking how it’s better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please him on such a day ?!
Judging by your appearance, you did not come up with anything worthwhile!
Flower:
Well, why is that?! What do you think I am, good for nothing, or what ?!
So, your expiration date has long passed!
Flower:
Say it too! Yes, all the men look back at me! There, look, and our Anniversary looks so mysteriously!
Sure, it's a mystery! Why, they say, they priperlis here, and even for a couple?!
Flower:
Come on, Matryona, let's show him the full breadth of our repertoire!
Come on, Flower, sing along! You are the loudest among the two of us!
Flower: (sings to the tune of the song “Murka”)
You and I, Matryona, were lucky with the hack:
We will sing a verse to the hero of the day!
He adorned his shoulders with a new jacket,
He's a great authority! (last 2 lines repeat)
What are you, Flower? I don’t recognize you directly, you are our sentimental! Where did you get such a motive?!
Flower:
Yes, it did…
You listen to what the birthday man should sing on the Jubilee:
(sings, addressing the Anniversary, to the motive of the song “A soldier is walking through the city”):
Your guests on the Jubilee
Sitting friendly!
Hints “Pour us!”
Their anxious look!
Prepared the toast
Everyone drinks for you!
“You are beautiful, there are no words!”-
Let's say love
Let's say love!
We will remember your anniversary!
We will fill all the glasses
And let's drink everything to the bottom today and more than once!
We wish you happiness
Believe that we are very happy
Congratulate you on the holiday
The most beautiful now!
(repeat the last 4 lines, marching up to the birthday man for a kiss, and then the Flower says):
Dear birthday man, respect the old women, drink with us for brotherhood, century kind word we will remember!
(Congratulations on the Anniversary and drink with the birthday man for brotherhood)
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Tatyana Korekova
Analytical report for the year. Scene "New Russian grandmas"
scene« New Russian grandmas»
Characters: Matryona, Flower, Grandfather.
Scene. Grandpa sleeps on a bench. Snores, sniffs and rolls over throughout the conversation of grandmothers. Newspaper on the face. Matrena enters the hall. Approaches the grandfather, examines him. Sit next to him, looking under the newspaper. The flower runs into the hall.
C: Matryon, listen, Matryon!
M: H - h - h. Qavo you a flower?
C: What are you doing here? A?
Matryona nervously takes the paper from her grandfather's face and pretends to read it.
M: FAQ? FAQ? Don't worry, I'm reading a newspaper.
C: Ah-ah-ah. Well, let's read together.
M: Look, look, what they write.
The flower peers neatly through the grandfather.
C: Che, what is there?
M: Yes, about kindergarten "Firefly" write. In group number 10 work caregivers: Tatyana Vitalievna Korekova and Zubova Ekaterina Vladimirovna, and also a speech therapist - Korekova Tatyana Aleksandrovna.
C: Oh, and what, and what? I also worked as an educator when I was young. I remember...
M: Where did you work? At a retirement camp?
The flower teases and waves.
M: Look! They write that the children of this group constantly participate in various competitions: musical, sports, research and creative. They even have certificates.
On the slide - children's diplomas.
C: Eh, where are my years? I would also take part in the competition.
M: Where would you participate, Flower? What competition will they take you to?
C: Yes, even in a beauty contest! I'm a girl in the juice!
Flower straightens her scarf and lifts up her skirt.
Matryona jumps up from the bench and covers Flower's bare legs.
M: Shame! Little flower, hide your stamens, otherwise you will lose the pollen for nothing.
The flower resentfully sits in its place.
M: Look, look, what else they write. There, not only children participate in competitions, but also the teachers themselves.
C: What!
M: Yeees! For example, Korekova T.V. participated
In the district competition "Light up! Become more visible on the road! And received a certificate for 1st place;
She also has a diploma of the 1st degree for participation in the all-Russian competition "Spring. Childhood. Creation";
Diploma of the all-Russian competition of the 1st degree "New Year's Kaleidoscope";
Diploma of the 1st degree of the all-Russian competition 2Kids about the Great Patriotic War ";
Letter of Appreciation in the All-Russian Competition "My favorite toy";
And Zubova E. V. participated in:
All-Russian competition "I am the Educator" and received a diploma of 2 degrees;
She also has a diploma for 2nd place for participation in the municipal competition "Teacher of the Year";
Diploma all-Russian competition 2 degrees "Pedagogical project";
Diploma of the all-Russian, with international participation of the 1st degree "We will explore the world in preschool in winter!";
And Korekova T. A. participated V:
Municipal competition for speech therapists "The best master class";
Also participated in the regional competition "Speech therapist of the year 2014";
Prepared the pupil for participation in the municipal competition "I am an Explorer";
Passed advanced training courses and within the framework of these courses conducted a practical lesson with children;
Also, teachers during the year published their methodological and practical developments on various sites and received certificates.
On the slides - diplomas of teachers.
C: Ah yes, what milk! I would go to such teachers too. Let me teach!
The flower jumps up.
M: Where would you go, stick-old! You don't know how to read, she would go.
Reads slowly: "Results of intermediate diagnostics".
M: Come on, give it, give it, here, I'll take a look. Yes, it turns out that their children's performance has also increased. Look, at the beginning of the year, according to the results of diagnostics, the level was above average at 10.6%, and at the end of the year as much as 25%.
C: And look, look Matryon, there is something else written under the schedule.
M: Based on end-of-year diagnostics and comparative analysis, it can be concluded that the program of the age group was mastered by children at an average level. Children experienced difficulties in performing tasks related to the dramatization of fairy tales and poetry readings by roles.
C: Oh, poor ryabetki!
Grandfather wakes up, takes Flower by the knee, she groans, hesitates. He takes Matrona by the knee, and she, in shock, hits her grandfather in the shoulder. Grandpa wakes up. Everyone looks at each other in surprise. Flower tries to put his grandfather's hand back on his knee.
D: Are you doing a FAQ here?
M: What kind of grandmother are we to you? You are a Colorado beetle.
C: We are girls!
D: Did you ask this Deushki - the old ladies took my newspaper?
C: Who needs it? Come on, take it.
Grandpa focuses. The flower points with a finger.
D: "Parent Interaction Plan". Phew, some nonsense!
M: Yes, what kind of nonsense is this, you old barmol! That's the most important thing!
During the year, the teachers of this group carried out such activities, How: seasonal holidays. Parents were participants in various internal and regional competitions. Also, parents were not left without participation in the design of the site during the year. parent meetings were carried out according to the schedule. Information in the parent corner is constantly updated.
M: Oh, Flower, what - the educators just don’t do it kindergarten "Firefly". Wizards, right! We wish them patience and skill, more strength for creative victories, and success in the next academic year.
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